Got a question about the trail? Want a shirt? Just want to say hey? Drop a line. Response times vary — he’s shoyz in da woodz.
Reach him
Best way to reach him. He checks when he rolls into town.
Send a note
Opens your mail client. No data stored on this site.
Shirt orders
Include the design name and your size (S–XXL). He’ll confirm availability and send a payment link.
Ships within 2 weeks of order — printed to order, never mass-produced.
Trail notes
Know a good water source? A camp spot with a view? Trail beta is always welcome — especially north of Big Sur.
Leave-no-trace principles always apply. Coordinates appreciated.
Signal-dependent
If you don’t hear back right away, he’s probably somewhere between two trees with no bars. Don’t worry — your message is waiting for him in town, and he always writes back eventually. That’s the shoyz guarantee.
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